Kandy's Konundrum

*After reading all the shameful elf confessions over at Elf Shaming, I decided to share a story about a naughty elf I know. Names have been changed to protect the not so innocent.*

The evening started like most girl's nights out. Kandy and her lady friends hit up the local watering hole. Both the drinks and conversation flowed freely.

The evening quickly became a blur. Entire chunks of time were lost.

Next thing Kandy remembered was waking up in her bed. Alone. Relieved that nothing happened that she would end up regretting. She swore off drinking for good and went on with her life.

Soon it was obvious that Kandy had not been alone at some point on that fateful night of overindulgence. The question was, who had she been with?

The cute Elf at the bar?

The pizza delivery boy?

Suddenly a horrible memory came rushing back to Kandy. Her boss had been at the bar. He had bought her a couple drinks and they spent a while chatting. Had they left together? Could it be him? Where the hell was Maury Povich when you needed him?

No paternity test was needed. The moment she laid eyes on her sweet new baby boy it was clear who was the father of Kandy's child. Mrs. Claus was going to kill her.