Elves Gone Wild

I don't know if you heard about our Elf's indiscretions last year, but due to some ill made decisions and one too many drinks, Christina Marie (Or "Kandy" as she was known as then), has since been fired from her position at the North Pole and has taken up permanent residence in my daughter's toy box.

I knew that the kiddo wouldn't be the only one happy to see a new elf arrive after Thanksgiving. Christina Marie welcomed Twinkle with open arms. Our daughter was delighted, I was nervous. I couldn't handle another elvish scandal. I decided to take matters into my own hands and spy on the tiny BFFs.

This is what I found:

Wine, cookies and a little gossip never hurt anyone. Seems like all they were guilty of was a sweet tooth and maybe underage drinking*. At first. *Not really sure how to figure out elf years and what their legal drinking age is.....

 

Well, this didn't shock me. We all know that Christina Marie has a thing for bearded men in red. Her "innocent" response is the only surprising thing in this photo.

Great. Now I have to keep an eye on the new one, too. Dammit. Look at that glint in her eye. Excuse me while I go hide the booze and Santa statue.

 

This is the one that concerned me. Twerking? Really? I had such high hopes for Twinkle. Turns out those lady-elves are all around bad news. 

I'll take two, please.

*Not really sure how to figure out elf years and what their legal drinking age is.....