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Showing posts with label fly on the wall. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fly on the wall. Show all posts

Friday, April 18, 2014

A Fly On HER Wall

 Every time I sign up for a Fly On The Wall challenge I think to myself, "This time I am going to take
notes throughout the whole month. I will write down all the funny stuff I don't write about and it will be great!!"

This challenge is great. A group of amazing bloggers all write posts made up of snippets of our lives. The end result reads as if you were a fly on our walls. It gives us a chance to share those moments that are worth writing about but may not be long enough to stand on their own. As I said, I go into it excited and motivated to remember every detail.

Then, I find myself sitting here, a day before this post is to go live and I am note-less. Every. Single. Time.

Then I remembered how successful my last writing challenge was when I asked my 3.5 year old daughter to define the words I was supposed to use. I turned to her and asked her what I should write about.

"Me!"

I should have seen that one coming. Hope you all enjoy being a Fly On The Wall of a pretty amazing little girl!!

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"Mommy, can we go outside now and play with my new swing?" She was giddy with excitement. GIDDY.

"Yes, as soon as we finish lunch." I was famished and needed at least 2 minutes to eat.

She quickly took a bite and asked through peanut butter coated teeth, "Can we go out now?"

She had been asking since my husband hung the thing at 9am. We had errands to run and a play date to attend. At no point during our morning had she gone more than 20 minutes without asking about her new swing. My left eye was starting to twitch and I knew that I was developing some sort of aversion to the words "new swing."

"We can go outside right after you eat your lunch. Preferably more than one bite," I answered as calmly as possible. I totally understood her excitement and remember how much I used to love running outside to play on my swing set.

My mind wandered back 30 or so years earlier. This same house, the same back yard. My grandparents lived here along with my most favorite and best friend, George. George was a molded plastic horse that swung from my metal framed swing set. I spent hours swinging on him, feeding him, and generally taking the very best care of him. I loved that horse and couldn't imagine how many days I spent begging to go out and play.

I totally understood my daughters excitement.

It was finally time to go outside. She made a beeline for the trapeze style swing while I tied the dogs out. When I turned to watch her, see her little face light up with pure swinging bliss, she was gone. The T-bar was swinging lazily and alone. My excited daughter had swung on it once and abandoned it for her sandbox. The sandbox she had played in all last year.

"Aren't you going to swing on your new swing?"

"I did, mommy. Now I done and playing in my sandbox. Thanks for bringing me out here!"

Four hours of asking to play on her swing for four seconds of swinging. Seemed exactly right.

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Earlier this week the temperatures here in NH reached into the mid 70s. It felt luxurious to have ample sunshine and warmth. The kiddo and I took full advantage and headed to a local farm to play on their playground.

Running in front of the play area is a brook, just begging to be waded in. Eventually all the kids migrated to the water.

My daughter only went in up to her ankles but decided to squat down a few times and quickly ended up with a soaking wet backside. The water was cold and we only had one dry pair of pants. I told her I would go get them for her but she needed to stay out of the water. She agreed and I left her in the care of our friends we were with.

Sometime between me walking away and returning, my little girl took advantage of our friends not hearing me ask her to stay out of the water and got back in. She tried to climb a rock and fell. By the time I got back she was screaming and my friends were sprinting to her.

I dropped everything I held and ran to her. She had fallen in up to her neck. Shaking and upset I brought her back to our car and striped her down to nothing. I took full advantage of the greenhouse effect of my car and dried her off in the sweltering heat, trying to warm her up.

While doing so I made sure she was ok. I checked her head to toe. One small bruise. I also took the opportunity to talk to her about listening to me. Explaining that I had asked her to stay out of the water while I was gone for safety reasons, not to be mean.

She apologized for falling. She apologized for scaring me. She apologized for not listening. I apologized for not being there. We both felt awful and so grateful that in the end, we only had apologies and a small bruise.

She learned a valuable lesson and I was reminded, once again, to be grateful for every moment.

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For the first time in her memory, our electricity went out and our daughter had questions. Lots of them.

We tried our best to explain everything to her and she seemed pretty content with our answers. Luckily, it all happened 30 minutes before she headed to bed. We figured by morning the power would have been restored and she would have moved on.

We were half right.

She got up to electricity and didn't mention it. We went about our morning routines and said our good-byes to my hubby.

I settled onto the couch to do some work on my computer and she stood next to me, staring at the on but muted television. I was a little curious as to what she was doing but decided to wait it out.

After a few moments she dreamily commented, "I hope the electricity comes back on soon...."

Blinking, I replied that it was on. Had been since right after she went to sleep the night before. Plus, if it were not on, the television wouldn't be working.

"Oh. Right. I am so happy. I missed the electricity." She turned around and smiled at me. Right before she skipped off she pointed to right behind my head at the fabric that covers our couch. "See that? Right there? There is a kid standing with one eye and one leg. Bye mommy!!"

I glanced at the markings on the fabric and could maybe, if I squinted one eye and closed the other, see what she saw. I chuckled and opened my laptop.

I would do anything to live a day in the head of a 3.5 year old.

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Please do check out the other participants in this month's Fly On The Wall challenge. And a huge thank you to Karen at Baking In A Tornado for being the host/organizer/brains behind this (and many other) great challenges.

http://www.BakingInATornado.com                          Baking In A Tornado
http://www.therowdybaker.com                                  The Rowdy Baker
http://www.justalittlenutty.com/                                Just A Little Nutty
http://themomisodes.com                                          The Momisodes
http://spatulasonparade.blogspot.com/                          Spatulas on Parade
http://thesadderbutwisergirl.com                                   The Sadder But Wiser Girl
http://followmehome.shellybean.com                          Follow me home . . .
http://stacysewsandschools.blogspot.com/                 Stacy Sews and Schools
http://www.someoneelsesgenius.com                            Someone Else’s Genius
http://www.impoverishedvegan.com                                Impoverished Vegan
http://www.gomamao.com                                         Go Mama O

Friday, March 21, 2014

Say What?


**Welcome to a Fly on the Wall group post. Today 15 bloggers are inviting you to catch a glimpse of what you’d see if you were a fly on the wall in our homes. Come on in and buzz around my house.**


As you would imagine, life with a three year old is never dull. Ever. Even moments that really should not be note worthy turn out to be. 
Most recently the kiddo was rolling around on the floor, quietly moaning. I asked her what was wrong. 

"I wish I could watch a show."

"I told you that we could watch a movie later," I replied, repeating myself for the fifth, maybe sixth time.

More rolling and moaning happened. 

"MOOOOOOOMMY!! I am getting SO boring!!!!"

I had to hold my breath to stifle my giggles. When she uses the wrong word we usually will repeat her phrase back to her, only replacing the wrong word with the correct one and phrase it as a question. That way she hears it said correctly but we don't feel like we are constantly telling her how to say things. So, normally I would have said, "You are getting bored?" Or, "I am sorry that you are getting so bored."

"Are you hearing me, MOMMY?!?! I SAID, I am getting really really boring!!!"

Nope, not going to correct her this time. This one is way too cute.

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Learning language is tough. There are slight nuances and phrases that make zero sense and you just have to accept them. Being three and having a mom that speaks primarily in cliches and metaphors has GOT to be tough.

This time though, was not my fault. Apparently little ears mishear things VERY easily.

We were getting ready to head out for the day. It was cold and snowy and socks and boots were an absolute must have. I was trying to do 87 1/2 things all at once, as usual. The dogs needed water and the kiddo, help with her footwear. 

"Go sit by the door and I will come help you with your boots in a minute."

I got a slightly funny look that quickly turned into a smile and a bright, "Ok Mommy!!"

I grabbed the water dish and filled that up. I made sure the doors to all the bedrooms and bath were closed. Phone, bag, scarf, hat..... What was that? I stopped and listened. I could hear a tiny voice coming from the kitchen.

"I don't know why but here I am! Sitting here and singing!! My mommy said to so I am!!! Singing by the DOOR!!!"

My little girl was singing a song of her own creation. It was adorable. The words confused me a little though. I asked her to sit and wait by the door nearly every day. Why would she suddenly not understand my request? I grabbed the rest of my things and walked into the kitchen. 

My little singer was sitting on a chair, swinging her stockinged feet, singing happily. She stopped when she saw me and asked, "Can I stop singing now? Please?"

"Of course you can!"

"Phew!!" She smiled at me, "I didn't want to make you upset."

Now, I was confused. I asked her why she thought I would be upset if she stopped singing.

"Because you said to go and SING by the door. Remember?"

I could barely get her boots on I was laughing so hard. "You misheard me, peanut, I am sorry. I said to SIT by the door!! I will try my best to better enunciate from now on."

"Did you like my song?"

"I loved it. Thanks, kiddo. You are the best."

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"MOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! DON'T LEAVE WITHOUT ME!!!" 

I could hear her scurrying to her feet from my bed, obviously panicked. I rushed in, still wearing my towel from my shower.

"I am not leaving, I'm not even dressed!"

A look of relief washed over her face. "Oh good! I heard a rumble and thought you had started the car."

"That was the garbage truck, sweetie. Not mommy's car. Plus, I would never ever leave without you!" My real question was how did she confuse the garbage truck with my tiny Toyota?

"Thank you mommy. I am glad." She crawled back onto my bed. As she snuggled in she glanced at my bedside table where I keep my phone docked. "Oh!! I know you were not leaving! See? Your phone is still here."

Apparently leaving without her is in the realm of possibility but leaving without my phone, not a chance. Three year old logic is hilarious.

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 Don't forget to check out the other challenge participants!
                         Baking In A Tornado

                                  The Rowdy Baker

                                JustA Little Nutty

                                         The Momisodes

                          Spatulas on Parade

                              
    TheSadder But Wiser Girl

                          Follow me home . . .

                Stacy Sews and Schools

                                   DinosaurSuperhero Mommy

                          Someone Else’s Genius

                             Menopausal Mother

                                     Pink HeartString

                                             Spinster Snacks

Friday, December 20, 2013

Fly On The Wall


Have you ever thought about what people might think if they saw what goes on behind-the-scenes at your house? Do you ever wonder what it would be like to catch a glimpse of someone’s daily life? Here’s your chance. Today 15 bloggers are inviting you into their homes to be a fly on the wall.

While you are at it, buzz around a few other blogs and see what happens at their houses:


   


Come on in for a landing, any wall will do. Here we go!

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Watching movies is our family's favorite pastime. When in doubt, watch a movie. My husband and I have been excited to pass this love onto our daughter.

She has just recently started to sit through entire DVDs. We have excitedly been going through our movie collection and sharing the age-appropriate videos with her. Just the other night The Hubs grabbed our DVD copy of A Bug's Life and put it into the Blu-Ray player.

"It isn't Hi-Def," he said to our daughter, "but that is ok."

"Yeah, it is lo-def. I forgot," our three year old replied.

"Yup. Totally lo-def," The Hubs said, stifling his giggles.

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The Hubs: We are going to brush your teeth, use the potty, wash your face, get your jammies on, it's gonna be crunk!"

Kiddo: I not a lazy butt!!

Hubs: What? I said crunk, not lazy butt....

Kiddo: Lazy butt.....

Hubs: Cruuuuunnnkkkk....

Kiddo: Laaaazzzyyyy buuutttttt.....

Hubs: Crunk. Let's go to bed.

*Sometimes I feel like a fly on the wall of Crazytown......

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I admit, I enjoy hiding Twinkle, our Elf On The Shelf, every night. I try to make it places that my daughter will find her easily but won't be tempted to touch her. She has a small hand drum that she likes to flip upside down and use in her play kitchen area to hold ingredients. A mixing drum of sorts. It seemed like the perfect place for Twinkle to duck into and hide.

The kiddo got a kick out of it but was a little annoyed at the elf for hiding in a toy she liked to play with. I made sure Miss Twinkle hightailed it outta there just as soon as the kiddo went to bed that night. The next morning she woke up and found Twinkle in a new spot. We talked and laughed about the elf then she went straight to her drum.

"Mommy! I so happy to have my drum back," she said. "Look! While Twinkle was hiding in my drum she left me sparkles and now I can make sparkle cookies and they will be sooo good cause Twinkle left me the sparkles and I love sparkles and thank you Twinkle so much for your sparkle cookies. I. Love. Them."

And with that one run-on sentence I knew that I was not the only one who adored our little shelf elf.


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"We going to the store to get you a birthday present! But, that is a secret. Love you mommy!!"

And with that my husband and three year old went out the door off to complete a top secret birthday mission. I was left with a precious few minutes alone at home. I sat down at my desk and decided to write this post.

*Achoo!!* Either a head cold or allergies have been plaguing me all day. I got up and grabbed the tissues. Back to writing.

*Bing* My phone goes off. A text from a friend saying she will stop by tomorrow with a gift for me. I have to respond, that is incredibly sweet of her. Ok, text sent, now to open my browser.

*Chirp chirp* Someone has re-Tweeted, favorited or @messaged me. Must check in with Twitter. As soon as I am done I will start my Fly On The Wall post....

*Bling!!* Oooh, I have Facebook notifications, I should check those real quick. Whoa, I have a ton of new fans on my blog's page. And comments. Someone must have shared me, wonder who it was? I'll just go through my pages feed to see if something comes up...

*Click click click* One of my favorite bloggers posted a new piece! Ooooooh!! It is about my favorite author. I should share that. Everyone should read this. And I have to leave her a message on her page. She has no idea how much her writing means to me and how influential that author has been to me as well.

*Clackety clackety clack* Ok. Done, now to start typing that post.....

*Bing!!* My phone. Again. Oh! The looked-up-to-blogger has replied to my message. Could she be any sweeter?

*Tick-tock* Damn! I really need to write this post. The hubs and kiddo will be home any minute...

*Bark bark!!* The dogs wake up.

*Jungle jingle* Keys in the door.

"HI MOMMY!!!"

I guess I will finish this later...




Friday, November 22, 2013

Fly On The Wall

Have you ever thought about what people might think if they saw what goes on behind-the-scenes at your house? Do you ever wonder what it would be like to catch a glimpse of someone’s daily life? Here’s your chance. Today 13 bloggers are inviting you into their homes to be a fly on the wall.

While you are at it, buzz around a few other blogs and see what happens at their houses:


   


Come on in for a landing, any wall will do. Here we go!

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"Look mommy! I riding the back of the couch like a horsey! I being careful cause I could get hurt. But I won't cause I am a big girl." The kiddo was straddling the back of the sofa with a jump rope in hand.


"Careful, kiddo. Even big people can get hurt," I warned her. She gave it a moment's thought than asked me if I got hurt. When I told her that I did she asked who rescued me. "Daddy rescues me, usually," I explained.


"Is daddy your daddy?"


"No, peanut. He is my husband. He protects me and helps me out when I need it."


She seemed content with this explanation. I went back into my room to continue to fold some laundry. Within minutes she showed up in the doorway, seemingly very sad. I asked her what was wrong.


"I am sad cause I don't have a husband!!! Who will protect me?" Her giant blue eyes were welling up with tears.


"Oh, sweetheart! You have mommy and daddy to protect you. We will always protect and rescue you. Someday, when you grow up, you will meet someone. You will love them so much and want to live with them. Then, they will protect you. You might even get married and have babies. Mommy and daddy will always be there but when you are grown you will also have a husband or a wife to protect you." I finished my explanation, figuring it sailed high over her head but hopefully soothed her worries at the same time.


She thought for a minute then started to laugh. Hard. Then, harder. "I will live with my wife. And then, we will buy a baby! You know, go baby shopping! Mommy you so silly. Baby shopping. That is so funny."


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*Ring Ring*


I look at the caller ID. The number is familiar but I can't place it.


"Hello?"


"Hi!!" says my little sister who is currently station in Louisiana.


"Hi!!! I didn't recognize your number!" Our converstations nearly always start the same. I don't recognize her number. She laughs at me, I realize how much I miss her but try not to let it show in my voice. It is hard for her and her husband to be so far from home. I don't want to add my sadness to hers.


We continue to chat for a few more minutes. Quick tid bits of our days since our last phone call, then:


"Are you sitting down?" She asks.


"Yes...."


"I am pregnant!!!!"


The words still echo in my head. I fight back tears. I get far too choked up when I cry and wouldn't be able to talk to her if I let it happen. I let out a half muffled squeal, I didn't want to deafen her.


"I am trying not to cry.....hang on...." It didn't work. The tears flowed for the rest of our conversation.


There is something so amazing about good news from someone you love. Someone you look up to.

Someone you adore.


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Any parent knows how things change when you have a baby. They change even more when that baby becomes a toddler. You then have a walking, talking, little person shadowing your every move. We tried to get two steps ahead of our kiddo by attempting to instill a sense of personal space and privacy early on. It seemed to be working. One day, while using the bathroom, my then 2 year old busts in.


"Kiddo, mommy needs privacy," I said to her as she sat on the stool in front of me.


"Oh!" She jumped up and headed for the door. I felt so proud that she was really getting this. I was going to be able to pee alone. Then, she toddled over to the door, gently shut it, walked back to her stool and said,


"Mommy! Now we have privacy!"


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"Don't touch the doggies butt."


"That is poop, we don't play with poop."


"Floor food is not edible food."


"Humans can not fly. Yes, you are human."


"Please put your pants back on before we leave the house."


"Those are grave stones, not rocks to take home."


"No, I do not want to see you pee."


Phrases that 4 years ago, I would have never said but are now commonplace.


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